whatalonelysharkweek:

mum just said because i’ve started the pill, she’s going to have the “moral and ethics talk” when i get back home.

destroyedmadness asked: mary is shit

agree tbh

fleurtation asked: mary mary mary!!!!

a+ i approve of this

whatalonelysharkweek:

@haffalump 

are not in order and is incomplete but this’ll get you started

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AHHHH I LOVE YOU

whatalonelysharkweek:

#mary wtf is this cat video you sent me the link to

wat

sigh

this cat video

idk whether i like it or whether i’m just desperate for a distraction rn

(Source: haffalump)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUTAINNNNNN

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU WHORE

i wonder what you’re going to be doing tonight

i

wonder

ps i’ll be putting my phone on silent

bahahahaa i kid i kid u no i luv u HAVE A REALLY GREAT DAY AND ENJOY GETTING OLDER <333333333

i feel like the next time we meet up instead of buying strawberries and eating them mary will buy a box and squish one in my face for every ask i’ve sent her whining about adam and force me to sit down and write more whilst simultaneously threatening to buy more strawberries

handwriting meme: liberationinadream

whore, heur, putain, etc

looks like someone’s found tumblr again

(via destroyedmadness)

alright i lied i had to post this one too

animalstalkinginallcaps:

WELL, AFTER MY MOTHER DIED I HAD A REALLY HARD TI-

WHAT? OH, YOU’RE SOMEHOW GOING TO MAKE THAT ABOUT YOU AND THEN TALK FOR ANOTHER TWENTY MINUTES.

NO, BY ALL MEANS PLEASE KEEP GOING. YOUR STORIES ARE SO FASCINATING. THIS IS A WONDERFUL DATE.

drink coffee,

whatalonelysharkweek:

feel depressed, exhausted and completely hollow.