destroyedmadness asked: imma sum up the screenplay of titanic: ROSE ROSE JACK JACK JACK ROSE ROSE ROSE ROSE JACK JACK JACK JACK JAAAAAACK ROOOOOOSEEEE glug glug ded

agree let’s not lie

destroyedmadness asked: 2+2=5

agree duh

destroyedmadness asked: mary is shit

agree tbh

destroyedmadness asked: titanic is a shit film

disagree

destroyedmadness asked: 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 15, 17, 18. :D

• but i have so many :c shoes (heels welp), rings, french models, books, music..the list goes on c:
• a year ago i was 15 and in year 11, attempting to revise for gcse’s but doing fuck all
• as a child i wanted to be a writer/teacher. i wouldn’t do either now because welp i’d suck, especially at being a teacher because my patience is nonexistent
• um um idk this one time a teacher accidentally grazed my boob and she pinched my cheek and it was really very awkward 
• who i wish i could be? mm. i wish i could be a person who knew a hundred percent what they wanted to do and where they wanted to go and who’s completely confident in themselves. i think i answered this wrong welp
• i’d like to live in france or in italy or in morroco or somewhere like that c;
• clement because w e l p he needs to just fuck me ok 

3, 4, 5, 7, 14, 18, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24 <- for the latest one, then for the ‘100 questions when you’re very bored’… 3, 4, 12, 25, 30, 31, 34, 37, 39, 44, 47, 61, 62, 72, 76, 82, 91 :D ily cunt

u cunt

• 3: what is an otf this is awk
• 4: ur a cunt ahem mary the hoe
• 5: um i recieve lovely ones sometimes but i like to save them in my ask forever
• 7: um omg everything angst = leob okay also pretty and witty and gay is leo’s song
• 14: my heart will go on but oops what is this i’m not alone /oh/ 
• 18: the end of this list examss
• 20: ahhh um okay when i had to go with my mum at the back of an ambulance two years ago when she was super sick
• 21: i’m secretly drunk i h8 mary for this list
• 22: why the fuck is my sister playing jessie j she freaks me out but damn it it’s fucking catchy i’d sing but /shit/ on video chat to ella but she just sang so maybe it’s my turn yeah maybe not oh shit it’s on repeat quick i need music music music ahhhh lana lana yes she’ll do LOL @ how mary tried to resist her charms i can hear her welping from here omg this film i can’t deal with colin firth omg y is he such a qt i need to stop now 
• 23: no welp
• 24: governed by fate

oh god onto the next one

• 3: london because oh my god the buzz, marakkesh because fuck the colours the food the scents ahhhhh, new york because well do i even have to /explain/ and paris because lol idk if you noticed but i like france
• 4: omg wizard of oz because CHILDHOOD and anastasia because welp i want my own dmitri and a single man because it’s leob in a movie and anything by sofia coppola because she is my queen and girl interrupted because dsldjasljda; winona and angelina w e l p
• 12: some. i had a lovely one last night though i don’t remember the details now :ccc
• 25: summer because ugh god i /love/ reading out in warm weather and just go to my conqueredrome and look for that /deep/ post about my time alone in the sun guh (even though omg winter jumperrs)
• 30: the xx, radiohead, phoenix, youth lagoon, foals, does lana del rey count, the horrors, bon iver, broken bells, etc etc etc
• 31: welpnotreallydon’tkillme
• 34: i scroll through tumblr and i play with ps and make shitty things and i harass mary
• 37: being a cunt
• 39: i think a+ if you want it because it doesn’t affect me, but it looks awful if it’s overdone. a discreet job here and there can be alright though i guess
• 44: i already did this but  i really admire a good sense of humour (particularly if you have a dark sense of humour like me bahahaha), i admire good music taste (wat me shallow hipster never), i admire confidence, i admire loyalty and i admire people who are pretty laid back. (for some reason 90% of my absolute closest friends would be gryffindors, whereas i’m a slytherin welp idk what happened there)
• 47: make the most of what you have, enjoy what you can and do what makes you happy. sometimes i think life is so ironic too, because we pay so much attention to celebrating it and mourning it and at the end of the day, it’s so insignificant compared to everything else around us idk le ramble
• 61: a single man omg matthew goode COME TO ME (lol ella remind me to tell you about how you just asked me about six packs and gay and ask me about jullianne moore)
• 62: i just finished white oleander recently and djlakshdas that book was beautiful. powerful and intoxicating and stunningly written, i could read again a thousand times.
• 72: why yes i am~~ though i’m not completely in your face about it (lol irony i swear a scarf) but definitely yes
• 76: mj burnett, jeffrey eugenides, christopher isherwood, janet fitch, susanna kaysen, khaled hosseini, f scott fitzgerald
• 82: VALENTINO also chloe and ellie saab dresses homg and does zara count
• 91: my dreammm oh this is a tough one. i dream to one day be happy and in love and the rest of it is sort of a blur.

destroyedmadness asked: 3, 4, 5, 7, 14, 18, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24 <- for the latest one, then for the '100 questions when you're very bored'... 3, 4, 12, 25, 30, 31, 34, 37, 39, 44, 47, 61, 62, 72, 76, 82, 91 :D ily cunt

destroyedmadness asked: u r a cunt

destroyedmadness asked: omg so wittay

destroyedmadness asked: lol @ ur lyf

destroyedmadness asked: oh honey

destroyedmadness asked: yep yo gona fail

destroyedmadness asked: DISABLE THE INTERNET DO JUMPING JACKS MAKE REVISION FUN (?) INCORPORATE LEOB SOMEHOW LIKE LEO IS PROTONS AND JACOB IS NEUTRONS I DON'T REMEMBER HOW THAT SHIT WORKS OUT IN THE END

idk man that sounds like a lot of hard work